Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in George Carlin's LiveJournal:

Friday, October 4th, 2002
3:39 pm	Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FUck FUck FUck FUCk FUCk FUCk FUCK FUCK FUCK....... sorry, nothing else to do. Carlin out. Current Mood: bitchy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 25th, 2002
12:57 pm	Fuckers Fuckers.... most of you are. if you are on my friends list, perhaps you arnt all that bad... Except for the bald fuck from the Soprano's.... hes there to piss him the fuck off. Other than that, im currently chilling in New York City.... if anybody is in the area, i would love to hang out.. i mean, i have to have someone to make fun of, right? but really, folks... im not all that bad.. I was on Fucking Shining Time Station... so i must be a good guy, right? well, thats about it. Also, im considering shaving off my beard.. any advice? Current Mood: contemplative Current Music: Amber- 311 (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 21st, 2002
9:44 am	Friends I hate people, but i have determined i need... associates. so i am embarking on a nationwide search for those who would dare bother to talk to me.... and then i will preceed to be a dick to everyone. cause thats the way i love it. So, fuck you all.. come be my friends so i can tell you to fuck off! HMMM... gotta go find my sign so i can get a ride somewhere.... (Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 18th, 2002
1:14 pm	Bastardness Hmmm.. nobody notices me sometimes, so i guess i will have to go and be a bigger bastard than normal... thats gonna be interesting. SOOOO- anyways, does anybody else see any problem with brining back public execution? i mean, come on... the government could help pay the national debt by using the money for tickets... and people allways want to see death, its morbid curiosity... SOO, i think it should be done. But we shouldnt execute people like.. drug dealers. We need to execute the Lawyers, who launder the money FOR the drug dealers.... cause then, i mean, once we start killing lawyers, how many will still do that shit? Drug dealers are allready dealing drugs.... and they could die any day. lawyers dont think about dying unless you make them. Also, perhaps, for the really base criminals, we could have contests.... Like, after there head gets chopped of, you could have a series of holes at the bottom, and people could bet on which one it would roll into... Or, People could bet on hoe much time someone would last say, hanging by there arms..... something like that.. makes it fun for the entire family. yes yes? i think so. so there, and thats final. Public Excecution is back! Current Mood: predatory (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 16th, 2002
1:06 am	You know who is hot? Hmmm.. Brittney Spears. Hot ass woman.. and no offense to women out there, im not saying any of this to piss anybody off... But who wouldnt just nail that Brittney Spears? i mean, god.. i could use a whole fucking bottle of Viagra and just go at her for days.. i think you would develop superhuman stamina with her, because of the sheer fact that she is who she is. I wonder if she hits a high note when she..... but fuck it, i am such a dirty old man. but really, i cant blame me.. can I? naw. Shes one hot girl, and any dirty old man would down his secret stash of the Little Blue Boner pills and go at her.. god, we have nothing else to fantisize about anymore. He he.... well, thats my rant for the night. Fuck you all... and goodnight, ladies and gentlemen. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 14th, 2002
8:31 am	Mornings suck Much like every other time of the day, mornings suck. I was supposed to have a haircut today, but it hasnt really been growing much lately... oh darn. stupid fuckers neat my apartment are working again... and i have these fat fucks tho live above me... and all they seem to do is stomp around... perhaps someday i will have to become a violent criminal and beat them all to death with a steel dildo.. while wearing a bugs bunny suit... cause then the insanity defense would be sooooo easy to pull. Maybe ill just push them out the window with like, a backhoe or something... maybe itll look like they ended there own existence... OH, and i have nothing against overweight people... i just hate these stupid ones above me who listen to Fucking Frank Sinatra louder than the punk kid downstairs.. and stamp around.. and vacdum about 6 times a day.... ARGH... stupid people... be back later, to remind you how life sucks.. again. Current Mood: crappy (Comment on this)
12:51 am	ANYWAYS.... i am sooooo tired... my old bones catching up to me... perhaps i will go smoke a joint and fall asleep.. wait, i stoped doing that.... oh wells. Nighto world.. and Fuck you. Current Mood: bouncy Current Music: Clarrisa- Mindless Self Indulgence (Comment on this)
12:18 am	Carlinville I am George Carlin, and for all those who know me.. FUCK YOU.. and for all those who dont.. well, FUCK YOU TWO! but i dont mean to be mean, i just mean it... get it? I have been alive since 1937, and im fuckin loving it. I mean, society has gone to hell, people are killing each other for fun, and what do i do? tell people how stupid they are, and get paid for it!!!! i mean, i seel pictures on my website, personalized to people, that say shit like.... --“FUCK YOU, LINDA!” -GEORGE CARLIN --“HEY DAVE! GO GET FUCKED!” -GEORGE CARLIN --“TO CLYDE, A REAL ASSHOLE!” -GEORGE CARLIN Isnt that just fuckin grand? i mean, come on.. who could ask for more from life... I even began the list.. the famous list of the seven things you could not say on Television.. they have since changed, but look at the original list.... shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Now... this list is strange... i mean, cocksucker and motherfucker are compound words... so in some ways do NOT belong on the list... and TV can say cock.. its a roster.. and the can say sucker.. its a lollypop... interesting.. piss is no longer a word that fits there, as everyone says it.... cunt, well.. its just kinda, taboo.. you know? and umm. tits. tits sounds like a friggin snack food... Nabisco Cheese tits.. lets go have some tits and crackers.. hell, in some ways.. tits are a snack food.... hmmmmmmmmmm So yes.. i am George Carlin.. and i am here to stay, until i die... and if that ever happens, to everyone out there.. a big FUCK YOU.. from the bottom of my heart. -GC (Comment on this)